Office Omnipotence

In a fluorescent-lit corporate office where the mundane meets the surreal, you discover a mystical coffee machine that grants you the ability to summon anything from the realms of imagination—be it an army of coffee-cup-wielding interns, snacks that take breakroom gossip, or even a classic office supply monster who critiques your TPS reports. As you navigate through absurd tasks, quirky personalities, and a slew of office shenanigans, manipulate your colleagues to carry out your wildest commands—all while ensuring you don't get fired. Because who needs performance reviews when you can summon your own personal cheerleading squad?