Objectify Me

In a zany world where magic is as common as coffee, players take on the role of a hapless protagonist who inadvertently angers a group of whimsical yet vengeful women with the power to transform men into everyday objects. Navigate a series of absurd scenarios and conversations to try and win back your humanity, from wooing a sassy lamp to convincing a fierce set of headphones that you’re worth saving. Along the way, deal with your wild transformations, uncover the motivations of your captors, and explore the socio-political dynamics at play within this peculiar society. Will you reclaim your human form, or will you become the next beloved household item?