Not My Story!

In 'Not My Story!', you play as a disgruntled protagonist who discovers that their life is being narrated by a quirky and bumbling storyteller. This hilarious text-based adventure lets you dive into a series of outrageous scenarios and encounters that deviate wildly from your original plans as the narrator tries to 'spice up' the mundane. Whether you're stuck in a medieval castle, joining a band of misfit thieves, or accidentally becoming a celebrity chef, you must navigate the chaos while constantly renegotiating the narrative your storyteller is weaving. As each decision branches the story in increasingly ridiculous directions, it’s a race against time to take control of your adventure before it spirals completely out of hand.