Nonsense Negotiator

Nonsense Negotiator

Why negotiate seriously when you can just make it up as you go?

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In 'Nonsense Negotiator', you assume the role of a down-on-their-luck professional negotiator in a world where every transaction and conversation becomes a hilariously absurd game of wits. You navigate bizarre scenarios such as bartering with a talking dog for a pint of imaginary ale or convincing a cat that it’s a dog’s world. Each choice you make leads to unpredictable outcomes, ranging from heartfelt moments of camaraderie to utterly ridiculous situations that spiral out of control. Will you emerge as the savior of nonsensical negotiations or be embroiled in chaos? It's up to your wit and wisdom—well, mostly just your wit!