Neon Claims

Neon Claims

When life hands you lemons, make sure they’re insured—'cause you never know who’s gonna sue!

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In a near-future world, you are an eccentric claims adjuster for a bizarre insurance company in the chaotic metropolis of New Yore. Your job? Unravel outrageous events and abstract claims filed by colorful characters, including sentient robots, rebellious AI, and alien tourists. Each case becomes a wild adventure where decisions you make will either bring about hysterical consequences or end up in a lawsuit for breach of cosmic decorum. As you piece together the madness, you’ll confront moral dilemmas and social satire while navigating through the absurdities of intergalactic insurance policies. The choices you face will lead to multiple endings, ranging from firing up the bureaucracy's engine to leading a revolt against the corporate overlords. This interactive text-based game is designed to keep players laughing while they grapple with the ridiculousness of modern life.