In the comedic interactive text-based game 'Muscle Mayhem: The Protein Chronicles', players step into the shoes of YEXPZN, a loving father and a bodybuilding champion, unwittingly becoming the star of his son's eccentric plan to transform him into 'Muscle God'. Your son has concocted a mysterious muscle growth formula and is stealthily adding it to your meals, resulting in hilarious side effects and tremendously exaggerated scenarios. Navigate through a series of quirky challenges, elaborate training events, and family dynamics, all while trying to maintain your sanity without realizing the source of your newfound strength and charisma. You'll meet colorful characters, face ludicrous situations, and make pivotal choices that will shape the ultimate strength of your family bond!