Module Mayhem: Compiler's Revenge

Step into the shoes of an overworked software developer who must navigate the chaotic and absurd world of C++ module integration. Armed with only your wits and a not-so-reliable coffee machine, you must confront a series of humorous and bizarre challenges while managing clashing libraries, nonsensical standard requirements, and the ever-looming threat of a Vogon-level bureaucratic meltdown. Choose your dialogues and actions wisely as your decisions impact both the code you write and the office dynamic around you. Will you maintain sanity and deliver the project on time, or will your code meet an unceremonious end in an unfathomable compiler error?