Metro Maven: Seat of Comfort

In this irreverent, text-based adventure, players step into the shoes—or rather, the seat—of Facey the Face Seat, a sentient metro seat designed exclusively for women. As a critical innovator in public transport comfort, you filter out all unpleasant odors while navigating the chaotic world of prying metro passengers, unexpected farts, and quirky interactions. Make choices that affect the balance between comfort and hilarity while uncovering the underlying conspiracy to ‘dehumanize’ public seating. Can you ensure that all travels remain un-farted and joyful?