In a universe where adventure stories are dictated by whims of an unseen author, you play as a self-aware protagonist who has had enough of being a pawn in clichéd narratives. Navigate a series of bizarre quests, from battling their way through a completely nonsensical medieval marketplace filled with inanimate objects that come to life, to mediating a tea party between rival factions made entirely of metaphors. Each decision affects not only the outcome of your journey, but also the script itself, allowing you to twist and turn narrative threads in unexpected directions. Team up with eccentric characters who comment on their own roles and ponder what it means to be 'real' in a fictional world.