In this interactive text-based game, players find themselves within a narrative that constantly self-references and parodies the storytelling convention. You are an underappreciated side character in a grand fantasy epic—the bard, who is often overshadowed by the heroes' adventures. Utilizing a whimsical mix of narration, absurdity, and decisions that bend the fourth wall, players will craft their own adventurous tale while challenging the tropes and expectations of heroic journeys. As they navigate through wacky situations, they will encounter bizarre plot twists, eccentric characters, and be forced to make ludicrous choices. The goal? To craft an epic saga while asserting the importance of a side character's role in a world obsessed with main heroes.