In this hilarious and unpredictable text-based adventure, players step into the shoes of C.J., a washed-up dungeon master who discovers that their fantasy world has been hijacked by the players themselves. You'll have to contact various characters—heroes, villains, and creatures—who are all too eager to rewrite the story based on their whims. Navigate through ludicrous quests that include negotiating with an indignant dragon over its atrocious dialogue, or facing an ensemble of multi-dimensional heroes arguing about who gets to be the protagonist. With branching narratives and meta-commentary on storytelling itself, every decision you make directly influences how the game unfolds, often resulting in riotous twists, humorous outcomes, and unexpected party breakups—all while trying not to let your characters realize they're in a game!