In this hilarious interactive text-based game, players take on the role of an aspiring Game Master whose narrative is out of control. The characters from the game world—including a dragon-slaying knight, a clever rogue, and an overly dramatic bard—have developed a mind of their own, bickering over who gets to be the hero. Players must navigate through a series of meta-challenges that involve manipulating dialogue, altering plot twists, and managing character egos to keep the story on track. With outrageous choices and unpredictable outcomes, the narrative twists into a parody of classic adventure tropes, ultimately questioning whose story it really is: the players', the characters', or your own as the Game Master. Will you keep everything coherent, or will hilarity ensue as chaos reigns?