Metaquest: Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In a world where stories are woven by an unpredictable narrative system, you play as a CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure) guide named Wordsmith. Your job is to help various characters navigate their quests while they wildly misinterpret your guidance. As you juggle the absurd plots of wannabe heroes, misguided villains, and eccentric sidekicks, you'll need to keep your wits about you. The play styles of the characters are totally erratic; one moment you're on a quest to save a kingdom, and the next, you're debating the meaning of life with a talking cat. Can you guide them to a satisfying ending, or will you end up stuck in a never-ending cycle of chaotic storytelling?