In this zany text-based game, players step into the shoes of a lesser-known side character who’s had enough of being a background player. You navigate a stitched-together world filled with half-realized story arcs, running gags, and the chaotic whims of the Narrator. Each choice you make influences the overarching plot while critiquing classic adventure game tropes. Will you scheme to take over the narrative or embrace the absurdity of your existence? The power is in your unorthodox hands!