Dive into a self-aware interactive narrative where you play as a jaded Choose-Your-Adventure narrator who has lost control of the story. As the scene unfolds, you must interact with your characters—who are sick of tropes and tired of clichés—to guide them through whimsical quests that both satirize classic adventure games and explore the absurdity of storytelling itself. Every choice leads to unexpected consequences, and the characters might just take the narrative in a direction you never anticipated. Will you guide them towards heroism, metal mayhem, or chaotic comedy? The fate of the tale is in your hands, but don’t be surprised if the characters have some ideas of their own.