MetaQuest: Whose Adventure is it, Anyway?

In this whimsical text-based adventure, players take on the role of an over-delegated sidekick in a parody-filled multiverse of genre tropes. With a choice-focused narrative, players must navigate absurd scenarios like negotiating with a contractually obligated dragon, escaping a love triangle involving a talking sword, and sorting out a procrastination-themed dungeon. Your decisions not only shape the story but also affect the universe's very fabric, twisting reality according to the tropes you choose to embrace or subvert. Can you help your hero find their true calling without triggering a narrative disaster?