In this wild, self-referential interactive story, you play as a quirky character trapped within the confines of a choose-your-own-adventure book that keeps rewriting itself based on your choices. Each page flip shifts the narrative in unexpected and hilarious ways, with unusual plot twists like fighting literal deadlines, negotiating with snarky inkwells, and attending support groups for side characters. The main character must navigate a tangled web of parallel universes, battling both unexpected foes and the existential dread of being a fictional character in a story with no clear author. With each choice, the player assembles their unique storyline filled with absurdity and humor, while uncovering deeper themes about agency, creativity, and the joy (and chaos) of storytelling.