Metamayhem: Whose Quest Is It Anyway?

In a bizarre, ever-shifting realm where the characters are painfully aware they're part of a story, players take on the role of Sassafrass, a self-aware protagonist who navigates through absurd quests dictated by a chaotic, glitchy narrative. With the help of unpredictable AI scribes who insert themselves into the story, players must confront ludicrous situations, bizarre NPCs with unconventional requests, and their own questionable choices. Each choice can lead to wildly different scenarios, with plot lines blending humor, drama, and meta-commentary on tropes. Will you save a princess who's actually a dragon in disguise, or perhaps negotiate peace between a hose-wielding chef and a sentient sandwich? The only certainty is that nothing is ever as it seems, and the narrative can, and will, at any moment, spiral into delightful madness.