Metamayhem: Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

In a twisted realm where narratives clash and characters revolt against their fate, you step into the shoes of a hapless bard whose only tool is sarcasm. Each decision leads to absurd outcomes as you negotiate with rogue story arcs and unexpected plot twists. Will you help a heroic knight who just wants to retire, or join forces with an evil witch who insists on sing-alongs? Encounter bizarre side-quests from confused fairytale characters and and set off on a chaotic journey full of unexpected alliances where every choice adds to an unreliable narrator hilariously undermining your plans. The only rule? There are no rules—except you have to make it ridiculously entertaining!