Metamayhem: Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

In a world where every choice shapes the narrative, you find yourself as a nameless sidekick in a wildly unpredictable fantasy saga. Your job? To navigate the chaotic universe of genres as you and your self-absorbed hero attempt to complete an absurd quest. Take on multiple roles—innocent townsfolk, wise mentors, or bumbling villains—while the protagonist's outrageous demands steer you through zany scenarios like genre-bending dance-offs, breakups with inanimate objects, and existential crises over your backstory. Will you help your hero save the day, or will you jump ship for your own wacky solo adventure?