Step into the chaotic world of Metamayhem, an interactive text-based comedy where you control the destiny of not just one, but multiple misguided characters in a cosmic disaster unfolding right in their own living room. As they navigate a series of ludicrous and absurd scenarios—ranging from sentient furniture debating its purpose to a talking goldfish trying to inspire an existential crisis—you must judge the most entertaining choices. Will you help them build their confidence or instigate hilarious disasters? The wild twists and options lead to unpredictable outcomes, where every decision affects not just the story, but also the characters' sanity! Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughing gas-induced dialogues and outlandish adventures in this metatextual experience.