Step into the chaotic world of Metamayhem, where your choices lead to absurd and hilarious adventures drawn from a mishmash of genres and tropes. In this interactive text-based game, you play as a snarky freelance 'Storyteller' tasked with helping various quirky characters navigate their bizarre quests—from a disgruntled knight seeking therapy to a dragon who's lost its spark. But beware! Every choice can unexpectedly flip the narrative on its head, often in uproarious ways, with surprises waiting at every turn. Will you manage to orchestrate their adventures, or will they wreak madcap havoc instead? The fate of metanarratives hangs in the balance!