In a chaotic world where narratives collide, you play as a meta-narrative consultant for characters who have lost their direction. Characters from different stories are reaching out to you for guidance in a bizarre realm where genre boundaries blur and plot holes abound. Your choices influence not only the characters' fates but also the very fabric of storytelling itself. Will you help a jaded hero find their purpose, prevent a villain from becoming a brooding anti-hero, or turn a mundane sidekick into the star of their own epic? Every decision prompts unpredictable consequences in this satirical exploration of storytelling tropes.