In a world where storytelling is a currency, every character from every narrative has come to life to cash in on the chaos. As a down-on-their-luck bard with a penchant for mischief, you're thrown into a political melodrama among these characters who are tired of their stereotypes. In this interactive text-based game, players will navigate through witty dialogue, choose allegiances, and take on quests that refract classic tales while self-aware characters cleverly critique the very concepts of narrative tropes. Each choice unlocks multiple paths, leading to absurd and hilarious consequences as you rewrite the rules of their adventure.