In this wacky interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of a protagonist who finds themselves trapped in a chaotic narrative loop. As the story unfolds in bizarre and unexpected ways, players must utilize an ever-expanding toolkit of narrative 'powers' to steer the plot, rewrite their backstory, and navigate through the shifting landscape of genres from noir detective to whimsical fairytale. Along the way, players encounter outrageous characters—sassy supporting figures, overly dramatic villains, and self-aware narrators—who both assist and hinder their quest for free will in a story that mocks the very conventions of storytelling itself.