In a quirky parallel universe where the USPS rules supreme, you find yourself as a Postmark Detective charged with uncovering the truth behind the new mail regulations. As absurd new policies create postal chaos, you'll navigate wacky scenarios involving rogue packages, eccentric postal clients, and the bureaucratic absurdities of the new postmarking laws. Each decision impacts your investigation as you aim to restore faith in the postal system while dodging bizarre obstacles and retrieving the timestamp of truth. With a mix of humor and drama, unravel the mystery of the missing postmarks!