Lumber Jacked

In 'Lumber Jacked', players step into the boots of 'Woody', a down-and-out log thief in a quirky, surreal world where logging is a competitive sport. After accidentally stealing the sacred logs of a rival logging gang known as the 'Branch Davidians', Woody must navigate the absurd lumberjack landscape filled with outlandish characters like chainsaw-wielding hipsters and lumberjack poets. Solve environmental puzzles by crafting bizarre tools from oddly-shaped logs, and choose between unorthodox survival strategies that could lead to humorously disastrous outcomes. Engage in wild competitions like log rolling and tree-hugging, while striving to reclaim your reputation, return the logs, and find true friendship among fellow loggers. Your decisions will shape the forest, turning allies into foes and wild animals into borderline sentient rivals!