In 'Logocalypse Now', you play as Wally, a quirky lumberjack with an extraordinary knack for solving the bizarre and humorous mysteries surrounding log thefts in your peculiar town. One day, the peaceful village of Timberfall is thrown into chaos when all the logs mysteriously vanish overnight. As Wally, you navigate through slapstick encounters with a host of eccentric townsfolk, delve into hidden secrets of the lumber industry, and decode the whimsical lore behind the logs. Use your wits, gather clues, and transform your chainsaw into a quirky problem-solver in a race against time that reveals the underlying hilarity of what turns out to be a conspiracy as silly as it is serious.