In a quirky town known for its eccentric lumberjacks and a world-renowned timber festival, players step into the shoes of Loggy McFelled, a sarcastic and witty log historian. Your quest is to uncover the mystery behind a bizarre series of log thefts that threaten to ruin the festival. As you interact with a cast of outrageous characters—ranging from conspiracy-theorist beavers to hipster woodworkers—you'll solve puzzles, gather clues, and engage in hilarious dialogues. Choose your words wisely to navigate through not only the mystery but also the absurdity of lumber culture. Will you catch the log thief, save the festival, or end up as part of the woodpile yourself?