In this humorous interactive text-based adventure, players dive into the quirky world of lumberjacks and loggers in a small, chaotic town. As a new apprentice in the logging business, you must uncover the mysterious origins of a series of stolen logs that have begun to disrupt the town's economy and ecology. With an eccentric cast of characters including a conspiracy theorist grandma, a rebellious raccoon, and a disgraced former lumberjack champion, you will navigate through a web of hilarious situations and shocking revelations. Your decisions will determine who, if anyone, will take the blame for the logjam, and how many puns you can fit into your logs before the final showdown against an unseen villain lurking in the woods.