In a quirky, text-based adventure, players assume the role of a snarky forest ranger named Jax, who stumbles upon a bizarre mystery involving a series of stolen logs from a national park. As whispers of a secret society of lumberjacks circulate, Jax must navigate through a twisted narrative full of eccentric characters, hidden agendas, and outrageous competitions. Along the way, players will solve puzzles, make choices that affect the story's outcome, and gather clues to unravel who’s behind the mysterious timber thefts, all while balancing the comically absurd demands of the National Park Service. Will Jax expose the logging conspiracy or end up in a woodchipper of trouble?