In a quirky and offbeat town known for its eccentric inhabitants and mysterious happenings, players take on the role of a disgraced log inspector named Fern Whitestone. After a series of unexplained log thefts—each one accompanied by odd, fantastical claims about where the logs 'come from'—Fern must navigate through a web of bizarre leads and eccentric local characters to uncover the truth. Each choice influences the narrative, leading to a variety of unexpected endings that reveal the whimsical side of log culture and the secrets hidden within the bark. Armed with a quirky sense of humor, players will solve log-related puzzles, engage in oddball dialogues, and even participate in uproarious log-related mini-games.