In a quirky, vibrant world where logging meets absurdity, you assume the role of an eccentric river guide who's tasked with finding the rightful owners of a bizarre collection of logs that have mysteriously amassed in a local river. Interact with a cast of colorful characters—from a conspiracy-theorizing beaver to an overly dramatic eco-warrior—all while uncovering their wildly humorous backstories. Navigate through unpredictable river rapids, solve clever puzzles involving the logs and the characters, and engage in outrageous conversations while trying to determine 'whose logs are whose.' Your choices dynamically affect the comedic and dramatic tone of the game, leading to multiple endings based on your ability to connect the logs with their strange owners.