In this hilariously chaotic interactive comedy, you play as a disgraced log captain whose job is to transport highly coveted logs down the river. However, a colossal mix-up has occurred—logs from various absurd sources have jammed the river, including giant beaver dams, mysterious wizardry, and even a circus parade! As you navigate outrageous challenges and zany characters, you'll need to interrogate quirky log owners and unravel the mystery of who owns these logs, all while keeping your boat afloat. Choice-based dialogue and frantic log-wrangling create a unique blend of humor and excitement as you paddle your way through this farcical tale.