In this quirky text-based mystery game, players step into the shoes of Axley McBark, an eccentric log investigator in a fictional forest where logs have mysteriously developed their own personalities. Players must navigate through various humorous scenarios in the forest's lively ecosystem, interviewing trees, animals, and even the logs themselves to uncover the truth behind a series of log thefts threatening the Annual Forest Festival. Use witty dialogue choices and clever reasoning to solve puzzles, throw shade, or support the sassy logs as you uncover their deeper secrets and the forest’s chaotic past.