Embark on a wild and whimsical journey down a series of absurd river rapids in this interactive text-based adventure. Your character, a wacky river guide with a questionable past, must navigate through bizarre encounters with eccentric characters, talking logs, and wildlife that can’t stop cracking jokes. Each decision you make influences the fate of the logs you’re tasked with delivering, and the misadventures that ensue will leave you rolling with laughter. Will you uncover the mystery of who the logs belong to before the waters run dry?