In a quirky, offbeat town known for its annual logging festival, you play as Ted Timberton, an eccentric log historian who suddenly finds himself in the middle of a log heist! When a band of mysterious thieves makes away with the town's prized logs—each possessing a unique story—it's up to you to uncover the truth, learn about the logs’ bizarre histories, and interact with a colorful cast of townsfolk. The game features a branching narrative, where your choices shape the discovery of the logs' secrets and the fate of the festival, blending humor with unexpected drama in this wild journey through lumberjack lore.