Log Jammed: Whose Logs Are These Anyway?

In this chaotic text-based adventure, you play as a washed-up woodland detective named Woody, trying to solve the mystery of the Great Log Jam that has blocked the river in the heart of Lumbertown. With the townsfolk in a panic and accusations flying like sparks, you must interrogate quirky characters—including a paranoid squirrel, a hipster beaver running a log-themed cafe, and a radical tree-hugger who believes the logs are plotting against them. Solve riddles, uncover wild backstories, and piece together clues while navigating the absurdities of small-town life. Will you find the rightful owners of the logs, or will you go down in history as the detective who failed to clear the river?