In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, players find themselves unexpectedly empowered as a local lumberjack turned log detective. After a bizarre accident leaves the town's river clogged with logs of mysterious origins, you must navigate through a series of comedic trials, from interrogating eccentric townsfolk to analyzing the logs' origins. Each decision affects the wacky story and the relationships you build with the townspeople, leading to multiple outrageous endings. Will you solve the mystery and restore the river, or will you end up in a log-rolling contest against the lumber-iconic mayor?