In a twist on the classic logging industry, players step into the shoes of Whitt McWood, a disgruntled log inspector tasked with sorting out a massive jam of logs on a mystical river. Each log has a personality, backstory, and an absurd reason for being there. As Whitt navigates the bobbing chaos, they must engage in witty dialogue with sentient logs to uncover their mysteries, resolve disputes between log factions, and restore harmony to the river. Players will juggle comedic mishaps, dramatic revelations, and an overarching quest to uncover the secret of the legendary 'Golden Log.' Choices affect not only the resolution of the log jam but also the fates of the charming yet eccentric log characters.