Set in a whimsical, post-apocalyptic world where lumberjacks have become the new aristocrats and log jams are the new currency, players take on the role of a lowly woodchopper named Chet. Chet stumbles upon a peculiar log jam blocking a vital river that leads to his town, only to discover that the logs have personalities and agendas of their own. Players must engage in conversations and strategic negotiations with the logs, leading to absurd and hilarious scenarios. Your goal? To either broker peace with the logs and clear the way, or use the chaos to ascend to lumberjack royalty by manipulating the log factions to your benefit. There are countless choices and endings, each featuring unexpected twists that reflect the quirky nature of this strange world.