In this chaotic interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky detective named Timber, known for their eccentric methods and flair for the dramatic. Set in the whimsical town of Splishville, a bizarre log jam has taken over the local river, threatening the annual Splishfest. As Timber, you must interview hilarious townfolk, unveil amusing mysteries about the unwanted logs, and solve the log-tastrophe before the festival is ruined. Navigate vibrant dialogue trees, gather clues, and embark on a journey filled with laughter, bizarre twists, and log-related puns that will keep players guessing and giggling.