In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as Fernie Slack, a laid-back river ranger who spends his days floating down the creek with a sizable collection of floating logs. But there's trouble in paradise when a mysterious log jam blocks the river, threatening the local ecosystem and your lazy lifestyle. Players must interact with whimsical characters, including a wisecracking beaver and a retired lumberjack, to collect clues and coalitions while solving clever puzzles related to river ecology. Each decision impacts the flow of the river and the fate of the lodge community in ways that lead to unexpected hilarity and dramatic twists. Can you work together with the locals to untangle the mystery of the jam before the river runs dry?