Log Jam: Whose Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a hapless log inspector in a bizarre town where lumberjacks are mysteriously going missing. Encounter absurd characters, from the eccentric mayor who speaks only in puns to a paranoid beaver claiming he's the real guardian of the forest. You must gather clues, solve wacky puzzles, and piece together the mystery behind the missing logs and lumberjacks, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world that seems increasingly ludicrous. Can you unravel the truth before you find yourself lost in the woods or trapped in the clutches of a beaver society gone rogue?