In this satirical adventure, you play as an inexperienced park ranger tasked with determining the origins of various logs that have mysteriously appeared in the woods. Players must navigate the quirky personalities of local townsfolk, solve bizarre puzzles, and uncover a conspiracy involving lumberjacks, hipsters, and a log-worshipping cult. Each decision impacts the hilarity and outcome of your investigation, leading to multiple endings based on how absurdly you choose to tackle the challenges.