In this quirky text-based game, you play as an eccentric forest ranger named Remy who has stumbled upon a massive log jam blocking a river. However, this isn't just any log jam; it holds the secrets of the small town of Woodville. As you navigate through a series of hilarious encounters with the town's inhabitants, each with their own zany theories about the origins of the logs, you must piece together the mystery behind the chaotic collection. Can you figure out who the logs belong to and restore peace to the river without getting swept away in the absurdity?