In a quirky town renowned for its annual lumberjack festival, players step into the shoes of Chip McSplinter, a hapless log collector with a talent for getting in over his head. When a mysterious log jam occurs in the town’s river, players must navigate the zany challenges and eccentric townsfolk as they race against the clock to recover the logs—each one more comically prized than the last. Interact with bizarre characters, tackle absurd mini-games, and uncover the outrageous history of the logs while deciding whose ownership claims are legitimate and where the logs truly belong. With choices that lead to wildly different outcomes, this interactive text-based experience is a rollercoaster of laughter and surprises.