In this quirky and uproarious interactive text-based game, players assume the role of Timber, a charming but slightly clueless log collector in a fantastical forest. Timber stumbles upon a bizarre log jam blocking a river, which turns out to be the result of a chaotic dispute among the forest's eccentric inhabitants, each convinced their logs belong to them. As Timber, you'll navigate through outrageous scenarios, engage with a cast of offbeat characters, uncover hidden secrets, and mediate the log chaos while unraveling the true origins of the logs. Your choices will affect the outcome, from turning rivals into allies to sparking a forest-wide dance party. Can you restore harmony or will the river run dry with laughter?