Log Jam: Who's Logs Are These, Anyway?

In this outrageous text-based game, you play as a quirky park ranger tasked with the seemingly simple job of identifying and cataloging logs that have mysteriously appeared in the riverbank of a small, quirky town. However, things take a chaotic turn as you discover that these logs carry bizarre stories from the town's eccentric residents. As you engage in comical dialogues and choose your responses, the fate of the town's annual Log Jam Festival hangs in the balance. Will you unravel the mystery of whose logs are whose, win the heart of the local woodcarver, and save the festival, or will you become a log yourself in the chaos?