In a world where chivalry is in decline, you play as Sir Lance, a disgraced knight who loves physics more than fighting. Your journey begins in the quirky town of Velocityville, where you must prove that your unconventional approach to knighthood can save the realm. Through hilarious dialogue and tough moral choices, you'll navigate a series of outrageous quests that require you to employ your knowledge of medieval engineering. Solve riddles, engage in silly debate competitions, and prepare ridiculous contraptions—with the help of a talking trebuchet named Gizmo—to confront the nefarious villain, Lord Boring. Every choice you make impacts your standing as a knight and the future of the town, leading to multiple endings that celebrate both failure and triumph in the most whimsical way.